11.29.07

Britney Spears to Adopt Chinese Twins

Posted in Media and Entertainment at 9:48 am by telly_wong

Bald Britney Spears
Oh baby, baby: Kwai Chang Caine’s long lost sister

After losing permanent custody of her two sons last month for her increasingly bizarre behavior and awful driving, Britney Spears still has the insatiable urge to put the lives of small children in jeopardy.

According to Britain’s News of the World, the strung out pop star plans to adopt Chinese twins to “fill the void” left by losing her sons to ex-hubby Kevin Federline.

The article claims that Britney has confided to her buddies that she’s in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and will soon be the new mother to two six-year-old children from China.

Personally, I think the twins would be better off left in the jungle and raised by coyotes.

1 Comment »

  1. WTFAW? said,

    November 29, 2007 at 3:58 pm

    This has GOT to be a joke???

    Britney can’t even take care of herself, much less her own kids, much less anyone else’s.

    God, get a cactus that doesn’t need much watering to fill your void (between your ears?), you dum skank. You are NOT fit to raise ANYTHING!

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