10.11.07

Asians Finally On MTV

Posted in Uncategorized at 3:24 am by telly_wong

Tila
Tila Tequila: Slicing away those Asian women stereotypes

There’s this Asian American musician I know who complains to me all the freaking time about the lack of APAs on MTV. Well, now he can shut the hell up ’cause his prayers have been answered!

Well, Sort of.

This week, MTV launched a new reality show featuring one of the world’s most famous MySpace members, Tila Tequila aka Tila Nguyen. The program is a Bachelor-style dating show called “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila”.

And the twist?

Since Tila is bisexual, men and women will be competing for attention on national television, and, oh yeah, her heart or love or whatever.

Tila is hoping the exposure will help launch her burgeoning music career so she will no longer have to dry hump cars for a living anymore at import rice rocket shows.

And, oh yeah, she hasn’t told –as she calls them– her “strict Asian parents” that she’s bi yet.

I predict this year’s Christmas card from Tila to them will read:

Thanks for escaping the fall of Saigon to give me a better life in America.
As a sign of my gratitude, I will embarrass the holy hell out of you both on national television.

XOXO,

Tila

I predict a murder-suicide in the Tequila household in the near future.

5 Comments »

  1. wendy said,

    October 11, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    Shes hot but her songs are so annoying.

  2. Native Son said,

    October 11, 2007 at 8:04 pm

    Not hot in person and her “bisexuality” is a gimmick. I’d rather have no APAs on MTv than an APA who will just perpetuate more stereotypes of wanton asian sexpots.

  3. Exploding Aardvark » SNARKY BLOG POSTS ABOUT ASIAN WOMEN said,

    October 12, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    […] Okay (I LOLed): “Tila is hoping the exposure will help launch her burgeoning music career so she will no longe… […]

  4. Randy said,

    October 13, 2007 at 3:19 am

    Jeesus….

    I will not love her long time.

    Way to perpetuate Asian stereotypes Tila. You talentless hack.

  5. tacowrapper said,

    October 17, 2007 at 1:02 am

    She doesn’t date Asian men.

    Period.

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